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Fu Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
A Chinese Guy stands next to me in a bar and starts drinking

I asked him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Ju jitsu, or Kung Fu?"

"Why do you ask, is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No it's because you're drinking my beer."
Easter Puns
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Vegetable Puns
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
Gorilla Puns
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Rabbit Puns
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”