Fred Jokes

Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. -- Fred Allen
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
When you cross a wolf and Fred Astaire, you get dances with wolves.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.