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Flood Jokes

Phone Puns
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
One Liners for Kids
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights!
Grass Puns
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
Weather Puns
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
River Puns
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.