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File Jokes

Divorce Puns
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
France Puns
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Coffee Puns
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged.
Hard Drive Puns
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Cosmetics Puns
The girlfriend said she had to go file her nail because it was bothering her.
I asked, "Would that go under N for nail? Or M for Manicure?"
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of the Nile,
Who sharpened his nails with a file,
Till he cut out his thumbs,
And said calmly, 'This comes
Of sharpening one's nails with a file!'