"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
"Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty." - Joan Rivers
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." - George Orwell
"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
"Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." - Phyllis Diller