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Extreme Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Clever Jokes
According to my therapist, I have extreme trouble verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
Sibling Puns
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady of Russia,
Who screamed so that no one could hush her;
Her screams were extreme,--
No one heard such a scream
As was screamed by that Lady from Russia.
There was a Young Lady of Russia,
Who screamed so that no one could hush her;
Her screams were extreme,
No one heard such a scream,
As was screamed by that lady of Russia.
Funny Haiku
Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.