Electron Jokes

Clever Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
An electron or two.

Science Puns

An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Cat Puns

What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!

Puns

I’m positive I just lost an electron.
Better keep an ion that.

Physics Puns

Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”