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Dump Jokes

Poop Puns
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
How do people take a dump when, well, nobody gives a s**t?
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
British Pick Up Lines
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Camel Puns
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
Toilet Puns
My kid keeps forgetting to flush the toilet after he takes a dump.
"That s**t is getting old," I told him.
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
Funny Break Up Lines
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
One Liners for Kids
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.