Drill Jokes

There was a young dentist who thrilled,
To the sound of a tooth being filled.
He would practise, they said,
Every night in his shed,
With the old drill he's skilled.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What do you call a dentist in the army? A drill sergeant
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
You snow the drill.
You snow the drill.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.