Currently Jokes

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane.
We're currently filming the pilot.
My girlfriend wants to open a yoga studio, even though she currently cannot afford it.
I told her it's a bit of a stretch.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.