Crust Jokes

Bread Puns

How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”

hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.

Funny Limericks

There was a young schoolboy of Rye,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To his mother’s disgust,
He emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?

Food puns

What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."

Pizza Puns

What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.