Crimes Jokes

Medieval Puns

What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny

Moon Puns

Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.

Knight Puns

What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny

Turtle Puns

Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.

Mouse Puns

What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!