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Connect Jokes

Knife Puns
What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?
A pairing knife
Brain Puns
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
One Liners and Short Jokes
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Turtle Puns
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Quotes
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
Travel Pick Up Lines
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Language Pick Up Lines
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Bible Puns
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.