Connect Jokes

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?
A pairing knife
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.