Comfort Jokes

"Children are a great comfort in your old age- and they help you reach it faster too." – Lionel Kauffman
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?
their, there, they're.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
They’re, there, their.