Comedy Jokes

Mushroom Puns

I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.

Bat Puns

What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.

Knight Puns

Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.

Crow Puns

Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.

Geology Puns

Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.

Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.