Clone Jokes

Mother Puns

My twin brother was being rude to our mother on the phone, so I pushed him out of the window...
Now I am being charged with making an "obscene clone fall."

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

If you where a sheep I would clone you.

Train Puns

Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.

Birthday Puns

My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”