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Clause Jokes

Writing Puns
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Language Pick Up Lines
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Cat Puns
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Christmas Puns
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Yard Puns
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December.
There is a Santa clause.