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Civil Jokes

Funny Work Quotes
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
Snake Puns
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
Quotes
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
George Carlin
“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west!”
Rodney Dangerfield
Engineering Puns
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
History Puns
One fundamental lesson our teacher has taught us in History class while talking about the Civil War was never to take victory for Grant-ed.
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.