Blend Jokes

What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.