Blend Jokes

What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?