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Beaches Jokes

Medieval Puns
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
One Liners for Kids
What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves!
Knight Puns
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Puns
What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.
Shark Puns
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.