Basically Jokes

"Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is." - Unknown
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.”

- John Steinbeck.