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Basic Jokes

Geology Puns
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Rock Puns
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Soap Puns
Why didn't the lemon juice like the soap?
Because he was basic.
Salt Puns
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
Weather Puns
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Bowling Puns
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Juice Puns
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Ya basic!
One Liners and Short Jokes
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
"One dollar." answered little Johnny.
"You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."