Ballet Jokes

Zebra Puns

My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.

Nuts Puns

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Pig Puns

A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.

Toucan Puns

I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.

Brain Puns

Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.