Ballet Jokes

Brain Puns

Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.

Toucan Puns

I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.

Pig Puns

A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.

Nuts Puns

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Zebra Puns

My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.