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Astronomy Jokes

Marriage Puns
My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.
What planet is she on?!
Science Puns
What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunartick.
Space Pick Up Lines
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Space Puns
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Dad Jokes
My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.
What planet is she on!