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Access Jokes

Sink Puns
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
Theater Puns
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
Salad Puns
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Greece Puns
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Troll Puns
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
Password Puns
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.