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Access Jokes

Theater Puns
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Password Puns
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Salad Puns
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Greece Puns
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Troll Puns
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
Sink Puns
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"