20 Jokes

Space Puns

When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.

Birthday Puns

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

It was my wife's birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.

Apparently it wasn't the Apple watch she wanted.

Anti Jokes

Who shaves at least 20 times a day? A barber.

Corny Jokes

Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.

Birthday Jokes

It was my wife's birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.

Apparently it wasn't the Apple watch she wanted.