Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
A space fish is usually called starfish.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.