What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.