Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!