Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.