What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Mooning is very ASStrological
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.