When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!