Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.