I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.