An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
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Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."