There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
A space fish is usually called starfish.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.