Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Mooning is very ASStrological
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.