My mother always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin
but I don't sink sew.
I don't know don't about your faucet, but mine is doing a pour job.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
What do you call two beautiful cat that sit together in the basin?
Purrfectly in sink.
My dad dumps expired peas down the drain. Then he looks at me and says:
“Hey, I peed in the sink”
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink.
What do you call a food waste disposter installed in the sink?
In-sink-erator
I tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
So I had to faucet.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?...
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
To all ya'll without tap water,
Get well soon.
What do you call a basin full of denim?
A gene pool!
I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
I sing faucetto.
"Hey, dad, there's a leak in the sink. Should I call the plumber?"
"No silly, just put it in the fridge!"
Why don’t Satanic boats ever sink?
Because they’re Unholy.
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
My job installed this new faucet.
I'm really faucinated by it.
There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
That's a Farrah Fawcett.
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
A Brussels spout.
The plumber was working on the side to become an artist.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find a faucet for his creativity.
I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
I had to unclog my sink today.
I found it to be very draining.
My sinks been on deaths door for the past week or so...
I finally decided to pull the plug.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.