Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can't even finish drinking the hot bath.
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07