Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy.
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?'
He said 'No, just up to your neck'
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is sh**!
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
I just got a new bathtub
But we dont have to get into that right now
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.