I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
Eu-reek-a
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
How does the moon take a bath?
It has meteor showers!
I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
Dialysis is a blood bath.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07