Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is sh**!
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
What did the flirty shower head say?
"Every naked person I see turns me on!"
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.