Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can't even finish drinking the hot bath.
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!
Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s “ooh ooh aah ooh aah”
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
Dialysis is a blood bath.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"