Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
Dialysis is a blood bath.
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy.