I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s “ooh ooh aah ooh aah”
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
How does the moon take a bath?
It has meteor showers!
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"