If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?'
He said 'No, just up to your neck'
A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy.
Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.