What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky.
Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?'
He said 'No, just up to your neck'
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them