After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
What did the flirty shower head say?
"Every naked person I see turns me on!"
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s “ooh ooh aah ooh aah”
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!