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Food Quotes
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
Quotes
“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”
Yogi Berra
Funny Yoga Quotes
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"

- Sadhana Yoga
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.” — Yogi Berra
Orange Puns
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
One Liners for Kids
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.
Bear Puns
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.