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Funny Parenting Quotes
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

- Milton Berle.
Funny Health Quotes
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
Tax Quotes
"Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay."
- Milton Friedman
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?”
– Milton Berle
Funny Money Quotes
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
Funny Love Quotes
"The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired." — Milton Berle