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Bacon Puns
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Space Pick Up Lines
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Astronaut Puns
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Alien Puns
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Moon Puns
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Space Puns
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Shower Puns
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
How does the moon take a bath?
It has meteor showers!
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy.