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meteo rust Jokes

meteo rust Jokes and more.
Bicycle Puns
My bike chain got rusted. Then my whole bicycle broke down. It was a chain reaction.
Knight Puns
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Nuts Puns
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Rain Puns
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Did you know it's illegal to water your plants in China ?
It causes the microphones to rust.
Dinosaur Puns
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Funny Aging Quotes
"It is better to wear out than to rust out." - Bishop Richard Cumberland
One Liners for Kids
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!