linsesalat med feta Jokes

How good is a Coney Island gyro? Feta than se*.

The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!

Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.

There once was a girl named Sue.
She came down with the case of the flu.
She let out a sigh,
"My temperature is high,
what ever shall I do?
Oh my! Oh my!
I think I will die.
What ever shall I do?"

So, she stumbled out of bed.
"I know I'll take some meds.
If this the flu,
I take an aspirin or two.
Then I'll drink some broth and some juice.
Oh my! Oh my!"
she began to cry.
"I think this is acute."

So, she grumbled back to bed
and pulled the covers over her head.
She let out a sneeze,
a cough and a wheeze.
"Won't someone help me, please?
Oh my! Oh my!
Will I survive
the case of the crazy flu?"

So, she finally fell asleep.
She slept and slept for a week.
She tossed and turned,
her symptoms have passed.
Her temperature normal at last.
"Oh my! Oh my!
I think I survived
this case of the crazy flu."

What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.

What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.

Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.

What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!

How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.

You feta have a gouda birthday.