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2024 yr4 asteroid Jokes

2024 yr4 asteroid Jokes and more.
Bacon Puns
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Space Puns
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Space Pick Up Lines
Nice asteroids.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Funny Animal Quotes
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
- Mark Twain
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”

- Mark Twain.
Funny Money Quotes
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown