Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wearing my mask
why aren't you?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.