Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.