Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.