Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?