Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?