Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wearing my mask
why aren't you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.