Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.