Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
"Is it the tar that smells like farts?"
"No, it was your asphalt"
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody!
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
what's the best day of the week to poop?
saTURDay.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
I’ve been going through a lot of sh** lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in