Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
A bassturd.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
Cut a piece of poo into three pieces today.
Now I have turds.
My friend explained how powerful (yet invisible) farts work via demonstration.
I was blown away by his transparency.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody!
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
All farts...are laughing gas.
If you poop in your sleep...
You have sleep crapnea.
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.