After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
what's the best day of the week to poop?
saTURDay.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
My friend explained how powerful (yet invisible) farts work via demonstration.
I was blown away by his transparency.
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody”
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
Cut a piece of poo into three pieces today.
Now I have turds.
My farts don’t smell, they don’t have noses.
I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog poo. Someone came up behind me and slipped as well. Trying to sympathize, I said "I just did that!"
They slapped me and said "use the toilet next time"
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
What did the poop shoveler say when he quit his job?
"I'm dung with this sh*t!"
If you poop in your sleep...
You have sleep crapnea.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
How would you call a tutle's poo?
Turdle.
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.
He suffered from turd debris burns.
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.