What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
All farts...are laughing gas.
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.
He suffered from turd debris burns.
How would you call a tutle's poo?
Turdle.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
Gas Money.
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
My friend explained how powerful (yet invisible) farts work via demonstration.
I was blown away by his transparency.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody”
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
What did the poop shoveler say when he quit his job?
"I'm dung with this sh*t!"
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
A bassturd.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.